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When I woke up on Tuesday (13/1), I thought I had a fantastic dream that I scored 11 points for my 'O' levels. Then I thought it was Monday and I was supposed to go to school.

Seriously!

But I suddenly remembered that I did blog about it so I went online and my post was there. And so it wasn't a dream.

And I also realised that it wasn't that much of a big deal anyway, and it was actually kind of sucky to not get A1 for English. After the exam I kept regretting that I chose to write an exposition.

I also know that I made careless mistakes while doing the A Math paper and I should've gotten an A2, not a B3. Looking back, I know that during the examination, I wasn't concentrating as much as I should. Instead, I was stressing myself by recalling what mother said about expensive tuition fees.

I cried after the A Math paper. But what's done is done. At least a B3 isn't so bad, isn't it? I mean, I improved from an F9 to a C6 (prelims) to a B3. I also regret not retaking Chinese, because Shixu said that I could've gotten an A. That would mean one more distinction on that piece of paper.

However, I should thank my lucky stars that without much studying, I got quite a good aggregate. I know that my mum and my sister were worried because I wasn't studying. I used the computer. I played Super Crazy Guitar Maniac Deluxe 3. (I unlocked all the Guitars except the last one) I played Neopets.

Then I stopped thinking about this because my house phone rang and it was Amalina, calling to ask me to go out with her, Shiya and Atiqah. We went to Bugis, had lunch, shopped at Bugis Street and Bugis Junction.

We bought Yunqian's present, which was a pink bag which we though she'd like. Then we helped Shiya look for presents to her parents, too.

It was decided that we surprise Yunqian and give her the present that day, because her birthday falls on Chinese New Year's Eve.

On Wednesday (14/1), my friend came over to my house.

On Thursday (15/1), I met Vera and she passed me the cornflake thingy my mum and I bought. It's a Chinese New Year snack which is very sweet and nice! Vera helped her mum with it.

On Friday (16/1), I went back to BBSS to kaypo at the CCA showcase. Was with Shiya, Amalina and Yunqian.

Went to Vivocity with mum on Saturday (17/1) but I was having a headache and feeling crappy while mum complained, "Why here don't have Dorothy Perkins one!!"

At night, I started watching Avatar: The Last Airbender - Book 3: Fire. Continued watching on Sunday (18/1), and so I spent my weekend by having my own Avatar Marathon.

On Tuesday (20/1), I started packing my sec 3 and sec 4 stuff. Yes, like finally. (Besides, there was a possibly that I would retain.)

Reason: Brenda Lee wanted my Chemistry stuff so that she can pass it to her sister for reference as her sister teaches Chemistry. And Brenda had already thrown away her stuff.

Therefore, I used this opportunity to start getting rid of my worksheets. And mum was wondering why I was suddenly so guai to pack my stuff.

At night, I got annoyed with how slow the internet on my computer was, so I used the computer in the study. Then dad reformatted my computer in the living room.

This caused me to wake up and get irritated with the newly reformatted computer on Wednesday (21/1), as I had to re-download Windows Live 09, re-install Nikon Transfer, Samsung PC studio, etc.

I wasn't happy with the fact that my MSN message history has disappeared. My emoticons disappeared too, but that's okay. My scores in Guitar Maniac 3 is erased too, but I can always play again.

The thing that pissed me off the most was that my Windows Media Player automatically upgraded itself to Windows Media Player 11. I have always been using Windows Media Player 10 and whenever they say that there's an update available, I cancel it, because I'm so used to Windows Media Player 10. And Windows Media Player 11 is like iTunes and I hate iTunes which is why I use my mp3 player instead of the iPod Touch.

It doesn't seem like a big deal because I can always download Windows Media Player 10 from some website, like oldversion.com (slogan: because newer is not always better!) or something, but I tried downloading and it doesn't work so it became a big deal and I made a fuss (even though there's no point because I was alone at home).

But I wasn't pissed for long. Michelle was re-watching Ouran High School Host Club, and I started re-watching Ouran as well. I still laughed at all the funny bits! Haha yay! And I still love the Hitachiin Twins! (Especially Kaoru!)

In the afternoon, I helped mum change the curtains in the living room. She's been bugging me to do so, her reason being that I was the tallest in the family. It doesn't pay to be of this height at all, because people (mainly Mark and Jack) still say that I'm short, and others (mainly relatives) keep saying that I've grown so tall.

Oh yeah, and dad returned with Wii that night. YAY WII! I HAS A WII!

So I spent the whole of Thursday (22/1) playing Wii video games, as well as rewatch Ouran. Atiqah called at night to ask if I wanted to go back to BBSS for CNY celebrations. This was when I was "cooking" on my Wii, trying to make cocktail.

On Friday (23/1), we got to school and stood at the back of the hall during the performances. The students from Sagano High were there! And there was this reaaaaaaally cute guy who's ABJ (American Born Japanese, a term we coined on that day itself). When the Sagano High students went out of the hall to go to the toilet and prepare to take the bus back, the cute ABJ dude walked past us a few times.

Atiqah was like saying that we should go up to him and take a picture, and I agreed. But Shiya and Amalina, the ones who got so excited over that ABJ guy, were like, don't want lah! And then, like in a Japanese anime, a flock of girls came rushing out of the hall and crowded around him outside the toilet, wanting to take photos with him.

He can probably start a fan club! No wait, he already has a ready made fan club. It's amazing. Oh, and Atiqah got to take a photo with him. Haha. Then we heard that his name is Wales.

Anyway, we met Mdm Yeo and Mr. Lattif and juniors like Genevieve, Latifah, Qiu Yan, Jia Zhe, etc. Atiqah finally got her bursary thingy done so after lunch the three of them came over to my house and we watched this Korean Variety Show which made us laugh like crazy (especially Ama). We played games on Wii, as well as Guitar Maniac 1/2/3.

It's Saturday (24/1) and Xueli's birthday! Yay! Happy birthday to her! :D

And tomorrow's reunion dinner. So, as you can see, I'm really busy. (Right.....)

I'll upload photos in my next entry! When I'm not so busy finding ways to waste my life away.

I played Wii with my parents and it's fun playing with them! They're funny and are sometimes retarded! The only person who hasn't touched the Wii is my sister.

At first, mum was like asking dad why he bought Wii, because she thinks it's unnecessary or whatever. Then dad used me as an excuse! He said it was to reward me for doing well. LOL. Mum was saying that it's so obvious dad wants to play, too.

I recently started playing The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess on Wii. Yay! Yeah, I'm like outdated for getting a Wii only now but I don't care. And my arms are aching from excessive playing. Hahah. It's like I've been training for FDC or something.

I think Chinese New Year is boring and I don't get why some people are hyped up over Chinese New Year.

Oh, it's past midnight already. Happy birthday to Yunqian! :D

Release of the 'O' level results!

Okay, so I applied through the JAE (Joint Admissions Exercise) already.

I'm so kiasu can! Hahaha. I used all my 12 choices but I think I can get my first choice, which is PJC, arts stream. My second choice is Ngee Ann Poly's Mass Communication. The rest aren't important to me and I'm lazy to list them all out. Besides, I'm pretty sure that I'll get my first choice.

And yay, I did better than expected! According to the piece of paper which you have to tear open, my L1R5 = 11 and my L1R4 = 08!

I was so nervous in the morning and I met Shiya at Lot 1 to have lunch together before going to take bus 941 to the new school at the old campus and we were so scared! We met Michelle, Debby and Xueli at the bus interchange.

Went to the general office to collect two cheques! Clive was there and he was like, woah you have two ah! The lady there doing these administrative stuff was also like, oh you have both? Haha yay! I get $150 x 2 = $300!

So we explored the new school which is pretty!

Took the lift all the way up to the higest level before climbing down the stairs.

I still miss the old spiral staircase, though. As well as the purple plate stall! Initially I wanted to go back to eat the food from that stall but I read Melina's blog which said that there was no more purple plate stall at BBSS! Boo.

With Shiya and Xueli at the flag raising ceremony area!

And before going into the hall I was like, Noooooo! 我不要面对现实！But I went into the hall anyway and there was this dude trying to promote the alumni and he was quite boring.

I sat in between Melina and Michelle! Chrystabel gave me a bell attached to a riboon which is pretty! Yay, Bel gave me a bell! It has a ring to it. I like! Then Mrs. Kee comes on stage smiling and presents some statistics to us.

They announced the people who scored 6, 7 and 8 distinctions! Like woah.

Oh and I kept telling people that I was scared and my hands were freakin' cold because that's what happens when I'm scared, and Jiaying's hands were really cold too. Mdm Yeo started giving out the results slip and stuff by register number, so I had to wait.

After I signed beside my name, Mr. Latif handed me the JAE booklet and my results slip. I think he was smiling, but I didn't dare look at my results slip so I didn't notice. Anyway, I'm happy with my results! :D

Before getting my results I kept telling people like, hmm, what if I choose not to look at my results and cover it up so when people ask me, I'd go hysterical and say, "I DON'T KNOW!!!!! I DON'T KNOW!!!!" and when mother calls and ask, "Eh ah girl ah, you get how much?" I'd say "I DON'T KNOW! I DON'T KNOW!!!", and hang up. Hahaha.

But of course I didn't do that and I looked, AND YAYYYYY! I GOT A1 FOR LITERATURE AND COMBINED HUMANITIES! I have always been getting A2 for literature and I didn't expect much because the paper was hard so I was surprised with an A1! And if I didn't get an A1 for combined humanities I'd cry!

Thankfully, I didn't fail physics or chemistry! Hahaha. I'm glad enough that I didn't fail because I've been failing both physics and chemistry for the whole of secondary three and four.

Anyway, I called my mother to tell her about my results and she was so happy that she started crying! So I was like, "Eh wah lau, why you cry! I didn't cry lah!" and hearing her cry made me cry a little as well, even though I was super happy.

Then I called my sister, who said that she's proud of me!

Took bus 188 home with Shiya and Xueli. Junyan said he waved to me from 176 but I didn't see him. Discussed my 12 choices with jie over the phone. Bought dinner. Collected the book I reserved from CCKPL.

Nothing can ruin my day! :D

Rants

Oh my gosh.

First of all, my ears are unblocked after going swimming with Melina the other day. Because I didn't know that I have dry, brown earwax stuck in my ears, I was living my life in a quieter world. And after the swimming pool water had mixed with the dry earwax to become damp earwax and came out of my ears, I can hear everything ten times louder and clearer. (exaggeration)

And I know that nobody wants to be here reading about my earwax but this is crappy! I mean like, the fact that the earwax is brown means that it is old earwax which is gross for it to have stayed there for so long until now, since I've not gone swimming for such a long time and since dry earwax is hard to be removed from your ears unless you go for ear syringing. Because in case you didn't know, it's not that I'm unhygienic or anything but you aren't supposed to clean your ears with cotton buds because you may push the earwax further in.

Anyway, the other thing is that I have realised that the world I'm living in is actually so much louder. I understand why Christopher from The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time wants to cover his years and groan because of too much noise and information. It is annoying! Eating at the food court today was so noisy. Going downstairs to look at Northvale's Chinese New Year Bazzar was so noisy as the music was really loud. My mother's nagging is now super loud.

And now I also understand why people think I'm listening to my mp3 player at a high volume, when I think it's at a normal volume. I understand why I think I'm playing music on my computer at a regular volume when my mother says it's too loud. And as I'm thinking of the quieter world I used to live in, I start to regret and think of things like, if I could hear better I might have done things differently.

Secondly, 'O' level results are coming out tomorrow! Ahhhhh! Oh my gosh. Have to prepare for the worst. If I do badly I'll have to go to MI. If I do well I can choose either JC or poly. If I wanna get into JC I would want to go to PJC, arts stream. Besides, it's the nearest JC. If I want to study at a polytechnic I'd take mass communication.

If I don't even get to choose between poly or JC, I'd cry. If I fail my science, I'd die. If I don't get at least a B3 for English, I don't even need to consider taking mass communication. Eeeeeeks. Why must we go through such torment?

The night before the first paper, I dreamt that I failed my 'O' levels. That must've been due to the stress. When the 'O' level exams were over, I dreamt that I had gotten really good results; the feeling of relief. Lately, other than dreaming of flying, I dreamt that I got B4 for English. Then I dreamt that I got some lousy results for Math.

I feel like my intestines are twisted up inside.

And a lot of people tell me not to think too much, or in other words, they're trying to tell me not to worry. But worrying is good because worrying means that I'm normal because I worry a lot and if I don't worry and don't even care about my results, it probably means that I see no meaning in life and there's something wrong with me. I am also unable to not think too much because thoughts can flow like a never ending river and when I think, the imaginary voice in my head is speaking and my mind is processing and organising these thoughts.

Thirdly, I don't know why people think that the ending for The Little Nyonya isn't good. I guess they are too used to happy endings. They think that Cinderella and Prince Charming would always end up together. They're disappointed when it doesn't happen. But the ending is realistic because life isn't perfect and you may not be able to be with the one you love.

This is just like how I don't get why lovers like to call each other Romeo and Juliet, because in the end, Romeo and Juliet both die and they don't get to be together. Why curse yourself like that? It is such a tragedy!

I was living in a quieter world

On Tuesday, I met up with Vera! She's my best friend for six years already! :D

Went to the Central and ate at Yoshinoya, where I opened my belated birthday present which was a pink musical jewelry box! It's pretty! Vera had placed sweets, a purple note, and an S-shaped keychain inside, too. Thanks girl! Wanted to take a photo of it at night but it was attacked by ants so I went into defensive mode but placing all the sweets into the fridge.

And I bought a pair of flats at Central. Then we went to Plaza Sing and walked around. Went to The Face Shop and Vera used all of my ten nails to try the different kinds of nail polish there. Oh and since I didn't have a set, instead of just buying nail polish, I ended up buying a bottle of base coat, top coat, and nail polish remover as well.

Then Vera wanted to help me do my nails. And guess what? We ended up sitting at the MRT station while she painted my nails! Haha yay, we do crazy things together. At first we waited for the train to go and for the passangers to alight and walk away so that nobody would look at us and think that we are weird, but later we didn't care because everyone was going about their own business anyway.

I was telling Vera that I was going cycling the next day but I don't know how to cycle! She insisted that I know how to cycle because she taught me at the sec two chalet.

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On Wednesday, I met Melina and we went to meet Chrystabel and Vanessa. Michelle was late! Went to White Sands to buy water. Chrystabel and I didn't have to buy anything as we brought our own water. Chrystabel had enlarged her water bottle! Hahaha. When she took out her new water bottle we started laughing because we were surprised that it was so big.

Group photo!

Went to play at the swings. Yay!

Anyway, we rented bicycles, $5 for 2 hours. Plus free water! I was scared because I still believed that I don't know how to ride a bike and even if I did, I would probably bang into a tree. But my friends encouraged me and I had the confidence to cycle! Hahah, then I realised that it wasn't that I didn't know how to cycle, but I just thought I couldn't.

I stopped because I saw this cat sitting on the bench and it jumped off to rub itself against me! Aww, it likes me! :D

The cat ignored the rest of them. Hahaha.

We pushed our bicycles along the boardwalks and through the mangrove forest. Vanessa started stomping her feet because of the mosquitoes! Climbed up the bird watching tower but we didn't see any birds and there were some foreign workers sleeping there.

Returned the bikes and went back to the playground! We jumped up and down the wobbly bridge and sat on the spinning disc thingy.

Reliving our childhood!

Walked back and listened to songs along the way. Had a late lunch before going to the E!Hub for bowling.

I like this pretty pathway to Orchid Bowl.

Yay, it was fun to hang out with them! Ate dinner with Melina before going home with an aching butt. More photos on facebook!

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On Thursday, Melina came over to swim. I wore my new swimming costume and used my new purple goggles. I suck at swimming but whatever. I realised that I have the same thing with both swimming and cycling; I think I can't do it because I have no confidence so I go around telling everyone that I can't when I actually can.

At around 12, I realised that I was going to be late so I rushed back to bathe. Left the house with Melina while complaining that my left ear was still blocked. Went to meet Shiya, Atiqah and Amalina because we were going to the PJC open house together.

Along the way I managed to get my ear to be unblocked and I could hear everything ten times louder than before! Which was scary because when we stepped into PJC it was really noisy because there was a band performing. Then this dude whom we saw before at the PJC talk in our school came towards us to give us goodie bags and asked us to fill up the lucky draw thingy.

Went into the library and looked at the different subjects offered at PJC. We asked about GP and Economics. Looked at the subjects combinations and came out feeling stressed! Looked at the CCA booths there, too. Atiqah is interested in canoeing. Then we explored the school before going to Lot 1 for lunch.

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On Friday, I met up with Kah Mun because there was supposedly a P6 gathering that day but everyone else was late so we went to Vivo and did some window shopping. And the gathering to go bowling together was kind of lame because there was only the two of us plus Hong Yong, Marcus, Ted and Ee Chong. Kah Mun and I could only play one game before going off.

Anyway, it was nice to meet Kah Mun after like, 4 years! If there's another gathering, I'm only going if Vera and Kah Mun are going as well.

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Picnic at Marina Barrage!

Initially, Jack, Michelle and I were talking about a countdown party. Then Nureen asked me out on a picnic. Then Jack suggested for a picnic instead of a party. Then Shiya asked me out to watch "Bedtime Stories".

But I won't bore you with all that and go straight to the point.

So, on the last day of year 2008, Jack, Leongyew, Michelle, Debby, Ruonan and I went to..

..Marina Barrage!

In the morning, I thought of wearing a green spaghetti top because decided against it because my mother would probably not allow me to.

I met up with Michelle, Debby and Leon in the morning and we went to Shop and Save to get stuff for the picnic. Stuff meaning, 1.5 litre ice mountain water. 4 bottles of it. Reminds me of camp! Haha. Debby and Michelle brought disposable plates and cups and whatever.

Debby was late so three of us stoned in the supermarket before paying and taking the train to Marina Bay. We waited for the guys there, as they were late. Then they joined us and we sat on the floor, waiting for Ruonan.

Jack asked me if I cut bangs and I was like, noooooooo, I cut my fringe straight across! And he's like, isn't that bangs?

I've always thought that bangs refer to the hair on your forehead. But nooo, apparently, when people refer to bangs nowadays, they mean straight fringe.

So I told Jack that they weren't bangs because I've been having this hairstyle since primary school and they weren't called bangs then, so there.

And I was looking at Jack in a weird way thinking that he had just realised I cut my hair when I had my haircut the weekend before the 4E2 chalet, and after the 2E6 chalet. My hair was cut straight across at the back instead of being layered, as well.

I noticed that the dude who cut my hair for me at CCK exchange had really long fingernails because he pointed to my eyebrows and asked if I wanted him to cut my fringe until there. He was also talking to the other hairdressers and one of them said that the boss wanted a QB house at every MRT station.

I went off topic!

So anyway, Jack led the way and we took the shuttle bus and walked to Marina Barrage. Yay! The scenery was really pretty! Glad I brought my camera.

The guys laid out the mats for us and we sat down in the middle of the field. We were the only ones who were having a picnic there. The guys bought food for us. There was chicken, pringles, sushi, sausage bread and strawberries! Yay! I love strawberries!

Jack took a photo of me while I was eating a strawberry! This is a candid photo okay, believe it or not. After taking this photo, Jack showed it to me and was like, look! This photo very nice leh!

He was like very proud of taking pretty photos or something. But I have to admit that some of the photos he took are nice lah. Except for the photos he took of himself. When we saw him being narcissistic we were all like, eeeeeyer.

Oh and to clarify, I'm not acting cool by wearing sunglasses. I'm protecting my eyes from the sunlight, and anyway, I hate it when it's too bright to the extent that I'm unable to open my eyes properly. Michelle and Jack wore sunglasses too!

After eating, we played two games using poker cards. The first one was like heart attack, but instead of getting four cards of the same kind, you had to get four consecutive cards and do a particular action which everybody else has to follow. The last person to do that action loses that round. It was funny to see slow reactions!

The second game was the one where we had to drink water. In the first round, Jack sabo-ed me and I had to drink three and a half cups of water! Then Ruonan and Michelle helped me sabo him back and he had to drink 5 cups. HAHA! Then LY had to make a law and all of us had to say "bowchikawawa" at the end of whatever we were saying. Funny! But during the second round, I got the card to abolish that law.

Played with the bright pink frisbee! We were just throwing and catching it at first, then we started playing "Monkey". And there was this weirdo who kept taking photos of us! Maybe he was some kind of photographer and he could use those photos to promote Marina Barrage, saying like, wow! You can have a picnic or even play a game of frisbee there! Yayness!

I suggested that we ask him to send the photos to us or something, but in the end we didn't. Michelle was saying that the weirdo looks like Mark Lim. It reminded me that I was supposed to be flying off to USA. Hahaha.

We didn't want to play anymore because it was weird to have some weirdo taking photos of us, so we ended up playing a few rounds of "Bridge" before packing up. Went to throw away some rubbish and Jack was on his way back so he took the bottles from me like he was being kind but started hitting me with the bottles.

He should be glad that Mark Lim is more evil than he is! Then we went downstairs, where there were stalls selling food and drinks. Bought this $1 ribena like drink and sat in front of the fountain listening to some bands playing music. The fountain seemed to dance along with the music.

Jack brought us around to take photos.

LOL.

Oh yeah, and the girls went to play with water! The guys were with our belongings and the fountain was pretty so I called Jack to help us take a photo!

The water effect is so nice!


Jack was like telling Michelle that this is actually a reservoir. I said that Jack was like our tour guide.

Oh yeah, Jack insulted me about my height and he was saying that I'll go back and blog that he bullies me, like that entry about how Mark Lim bullied me, which is true since I'm blogging about Jack now.

After taking photos, the tour guide was like, OK, camwhoring time is over. (This tour guide actually allocated a timeslot for camwhoring!) While uploading the photos on facebook, I realised that we took about 80 photos and I was like >> o.O

I'm glad that I had decided to wear three quarter pants, and had decided not to wear a spaghetti top. Went home with red arms and a red face, but I didn't get sunburnt, except for maybe my nose which was a little painful.

Later that night, Jack sent me the photos taken using his handphone. My mother was watching TV and kept switching in between channels, mainly channel eight and channel five because of the countdown party thing.

It was OK at first, but later it started to annoy me (my computer is in the living room and I rarely switch on the TV so when someone does switch it on, I end up watching TV) because some of the Mediacorp stars can't really sing.

My mother was watching channel five and I was like, OMG, he can't sing! AHHHH! So my mother switched to channel eight and I was like, OMG THIS GUY CAN'T SING EITHER! I WANT THE ORIGINAL SINGER! AHH IT HURTS THE EARS!!!!

So she finally switched it off and I get my peace and quiet back. I don't care if I missed the fireworks. Anyway, what's so nice about seeing fireworks on a rectangular screen?

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On the 1st of January, I went to my Uncle's house to stone.

Okay, so I didn't go there to stone, I went there to read a book.

Okay okay, the purpose of going there was to gather for a gathering.

My mother cooked roast chicken with potatoes as usual, and all of us get into dad's van and he drives us there.

1st 姑姑 was there but not 2nd 姑姑, third 姑姑 was there but not 4th 姑姑 and 5th 姑姑 was there. All three 伯伯s were there.

I stoned and watched TV and read this book, "Autofiction" and all the relatives who talked to me thought that I was in JC, which reminded me that results were going to come out so I stoned some more.

Some of my cousins were reading story books too and I do not interact with them because most of them are old and married/are getting married.

I get my dinner which is smelly bee hoon and nice roasted potates and a ham. Uncle Hon says the same thing that he said to me last year; that I'm skinny and I should eat more. This is ironic because he is skinny too.

My sister was reading her literature book and after that we watched "Don't Forget the Lyrics!" before going home to watch "小娘惹". Then I finished reading the book before going to sleep.

Oh wait. I was lying on my bed trying to get to sleep when my sister suddenly pointed to the fan and said something about a word. And I was like, what word? And I looked at where she was pointing to but it was just the fan on the wall.

Then my sister put down her hand and linked the word to a magazine. And I was like, what magazine? Then she linked the magazine to something else, I can't remember what, because it had no link to anything at all. So I was like, huh?

She didn't reply and I realised that she was talking in her sleep. But I was still freaked out so I told myself repeatedly that I have to go to sleep right then, and made a mental note to ask her what she was talking about the next day.

But I forgot about it until at night. So while she was using her laptop I asked her what she was talking about last night and told her what she said and we laughed about it. Hahah. She's obviously stressed!

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On Saturday, my parents dragged me along to IMM Giant. I pushed the trolley around the supermarket.

Dad went off to see something and mum was like, don't care about him, let's go. So I pushed the trolley and followed her. Then my dad had to call me and ask which lane we were in, to meet us. This cycle happened a few times, until mum and dad disappeared together and left me alone with the trolley.

My parents are funny like that.

I found dad who threw pears into the trolley and was like, I need to go toilet, urgent, urgent. And he left the supermarket. I found mum, and we found pringles. Then we stoned to wait for dad to come back and pay.

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I'm stuck at home today and I was thinking about new year's resolutions for this year but I just realised that I didn't keep any of the resolutions I made last year, so there's no point.

Oh, and I caught my sister visiting my blog so now I know that she reads my blog and thinks that I blog like a twelve year old!

*Goes on a blogging strike*